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Anonymous said: What have you two done today?

Liam has just been sleeping all day because he’s dying from his hangover
-Joey

posted 1 hour ago;
Anonymous said: just have sex

But I don’t want to have sex. Haven’t been feeling it lately. Maybe I’ll just wait until the honeymoon to do the do I guess? Liam might not like it but I’m just not feeling it :/
-Joey

posted 1 hour ago;
Anonymous said: You guys should have really kinky sex

We’ve had kinky sex before. We do many things ;)
-Joey

posted 1 hour ago;
fukinghoran said: Yayyyyy wedding :)

FRICK YES WEDDING. But we have to go to the stupid wedding rehearsals on Friday because our wedding planner lady wants “everything to be perfect for that day” but it already is since I’m going to marry the love of my life :))))
-Joey

posted 1 hour ago;

HoLY FUCK WE’RE GETTING MARRIED IN 10 DAYS
-Joey

posted 3 hours ago;
tagged with .I'm so nervous .and very excited .LIAM WE ARE GETTING MARRIED 

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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song: Really Fucking Dark Horse
artist: Katy Perry
album: Prism
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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

it’s that time of year again

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tagged with .this is so funny .omfg .other 
Anonymous said: is liam okay

He decided to go out last night even though I told him not to and he got drunk as fuck and he got a hangover
-Joey

posted 3 hours ago;

asklonerliam:

I didn’t have a fun day
-Liam

Eat some dinner and go to sleep
-Joey

posted 6 hours ago; via asklonerliam with 1 note
tagged with .i made you some chicken and mashed potatoes .and some steamed broccoli 

I didn’t have a fun day
-Liam

posted 9 hours ago; with 1 note
tagged with .I have a headache .and I'm so tired .and I'm really fricking .hungry